okay okay .. I know ya'll have been hanging for an ultra amazing blog from my bloggerific self, so here it is. I just read over my last one and it made me tear up again so let me throw a quick update out there before we move on to the awesomeness of this blog .. Bundy is well on it's way to recovery. I went and helped out with the Mud army on their first weekend, i would liked to have helped some more but it was all i could do as i don't have someone else to look after the kids. It was a great feeling to be playing a part in the clean up, but it was also terribly draining mentally to walk into those streets, into those houses and into such .. such .. i don't have words. It was just draining and it could be a blog on it's own, but not today, coz today's blog is titled "life is peachy' and frankly .. that part isn't peachy. It's not even apricoty.
Roxiee started school in January and i feel so lucky to have met some amazingly awesome Mummy's from her school group, it is SUCH a nice feeling to be able to come home and say to Gregg .. "Gregg, i met another lady today, she's REALLY normal AND .. she likes her kids!!!" .. it's nice to be adding more 'normal' friends to the list. I like it when friends a) don't try to sell me drugs, b) don't try to eat me and c) don't try to sell drugs to or eat their own kids. Those kinds of people are hard to come by. Don't believe me? Move to Bundy my friend - MOVE TO BUNDY! And although it's not absolutely necessary, it is always welcoming to make new friends who have at least 3 teeth in their mouth. Don't get all judgy on me, I'm not a bitch, i don't care if the teeth are fake .. sometimes it's just nice to make a friend with teeth.
Roxiee's first day of school went well apparently I asked her how it was .. she replied "Oh it was great. A boy pushed me into a pole, so i beat the shit out of him, then i ate my sultanas" .. HA! What was i meant to say to that .. i mean .. "did you eat your apple too?" .. she can take care of herself that kid!! Heath says he seen it all happen and i asked him what he seen .. "Mum, i was waiting to make sure she was okay. She went crazy. She didn't stop punching. She DID NOT need my help" .. ahhhh .. go ahead and get judgy again, but that was a proud moment. If she'd have thrown the first punch i'd have grounded her till' she was 48 (or taller than me, which could very well be when she's 7) ..
For those of you who are aware of Roxiees preference of being nude, you will be pleased (or not pleased) to know that so far she has managed to keep her clothes on every single day at school. I'm still waiting for the day where she clambers out the classroom door in nothing but knickers, socks and shoes but it's yet to happen. Well done my love, i'm proud!!
Heath's class was set a task of making the principle a lunchbox in the last week of term. Heath was SO excited that he made his at home. He stuck an old Halloween picture on the front, it was a green, monsterish thing with funny teeth and big bulgy eyes, he said to me that it looked like Mr Fitz (principle) and that was why he was using it. I joked with him that i was going to tell Mr Fitz what he said. That Friday at school assembly i seen Mr Fitz walking in holding the green, monsterish, lunchbox. I looked over to Heath and seen that he too had noticed, i gave him a sly wink and i swear i seen him turn green too .. i knew straight away Heath was imagining i had told Mr Fitz what he has said. Of course, that wasn't the case. My clever little man was presented with a Principles award .. way to go little dude, so proud <3 i="" nbsp="">
Around 5 months ago i opened up a facebook page called "Shazzas shizz" so i could see if there was any interest in some of the items i had been sewing up for friends. Never in my wildest dreams did i imagine that this facebook page would see me with a constant and steady waiting list of over a dozen people. It has been non-stop since i opened it. It is such an amazingly awesome feeling to know that i have started something successful and i am still here to help my kids whenever they need me.
.. hmmm .. now I've got this far and I've realized i really don't have anything all that amazingly amazing to say at all .. life is peachy and that's all folks. Keep it real, keep it dry and keep it put away, unless people ask to see it. Also, floss regularly as i will no longer be accepting applications of friendships from toothless people, life is too short for that shizz.
On closure - if you haven't liked my page, you totally should because .. bitch, I'm fabulous!
